IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT HAMLET?

Watch for the signs:

BFF - Bernardo/Francisco first
SMDH - Shakespeare Made Dear Horatio!
OMG - Old Malevolent Ghost
ICYMI - In Case Your Mother's Incestuous
ASAP - As Scheming As Polonius
IDC - I Detest Claudius
SOS - Swear On Sword
HAK - Hamlet Acting Krazy
STFU - Soliloquizing To Forge Understanding
ROTGL - Rosencrantz Only Trusts Guildenstern Lately
LOL - Letters Ophelia Loved
SOS - Spying On Someone
IHNI - Is Hebenon Never Ingested?
IMHO - In Mousetrap, Hamlet Owns
GTFO - Gertrude, The Freudian Opiate
ASAP - Arras Stiff; Ah, Polonius!
TOU - Think Ophelia’s Upset?
SMDH - Sailing Midship: Dane Hamlet
OTW - Ophelia Truly Wacko
GF - Gravedigger: Funny
YOLO - Yorick Oft Laughed. Oft!
CPU - Churlish Priest Upsets
LMRAO - Laertes’ “Mountain” Remark: Awkward, Overstated
LBH - Let Be, Horatio
ROFL - Redeliver Our Foils, Laertes!
ASAP - A Sadness After Poison
TMS - Tell My Story
ATM - Angels’ Transcendent Melodies
OMFG - Overtly Magnanimous, Fortinbras Grieves
WTF - Why Tarry, Fortinbras?

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Links to a description of my book project:
On LinkedIn: https://lnkd.in/eJGBtqV
On this blog: https://pauladrianfried.blogspot.com/2017/05/hamlets-bible-my-book-project-im.html

[Originally posted around the week of 1/25/17
on LinkedIn]